Corrupted Wishes

[Dozo]

Granted, but you get hungry and eat them all.

I wish my hair would grow faster

[duderocks]

Granted, but your hair will grow as long as Earth's circumference.

I wish all my dreams will come true

[Petchy]

Granted, But your nightmares will do too.


I wish 10 days was faster..

[Dozo]

Granted, but ten days goes so fast it becomes ten years.

I wish I could buy any guitar I wanted

[Petchy]

Granted - But they will BREAK! (and/or Sound terrible with every Chord)


I wish I could think of what to wish for..

[Noodlesoother]

Granted, but you forget what it was

I wish for a snow day tomorrow (which actually may happen ^^)

[Petchy]

Granted, but you'll miss work and have to so it at home at a later date!


I wish that I could stay of school

[Rabid]

Granted, but while you're home, you'll have to do housework.

I wish I didn't have to run a mile in P.E. tomorrow .

[duderocks]

Granted, but you'll run TEN miles in your next PE class.

I wish grades didn't exist.

[Petchy]

Granted; but there will be socalled "bands", Which are the same thing really.


I wish today that everyone was mute..

[Black Barook]

Granted but no one will be able to warn you of your impending doom at the hands of evil aliens.

I wish I ruled the entire World and everyone loved me no matter what I did.

[Petchy]

Granted; but to keep the world going you'd have to use INCEST!



I wish I didn't get on people's nerves

[Black Barook]

(eh fine by me) Granted, but you now get on their toes.

I wish for world war 3

[Petchy]

Granted; you'll be bombed shortly.


I wish I didn't get on peoples... Toes

[Black Barook]

Granted, now there aren't any more people

I wish I could have some uncorrupted wishes.

[Grietje]

Granted, but instead you will have corrupted dreams.

I wish it was already tomorrow afternoon...

[duderocks]

Granted, but it will be yesterday the next day. (???)

I wish the Christmas break will never end.

[Black Barook]

Granted but you'll be in a Muslim country where they don't celebrate Christmas and hence must work for all eternity or until you die...which ever comes first.

I wish I had magical powers of love

[Petchy]

Granted, But EVERYONE will love you; even the fugly ones that Maxis made.


I wish I could get this stupid sim to NOT be in aspirational Failure ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!

[Lynnie]

Granted, but instead you will be in aspirational failure.

I wish I didn't have a quiz tomorrow. (The day before Holiday Break, even! ;-; )