Corrupted Wishes

Lynnie · 05-08-2008, 08:35 PM

This game is always fun! It's easy to play, just make a wish, like this:

Person A: I wish I had some cake.

and then the person below you would grant your wish, but "corrupt" it in some way.

Person B: Granted. But you can't eat it, too.

and then this person would make their own wish in the same post, and so on and so forth. Ready?

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I wish I had a pony.

Engram · 05-14-2008, 03:24 PM

Granted. But it's the world's smallest horse and you can't ride it.

--------------------

I wish I had a superpower.

GracelessTurtle · 05-14-2008, 03:32 PM

Granted. You have a super stench detector for a nose.

I wish for a fluffy pair of socks.

**Daisie** · 05-14-2008, 07:30 PM

Granted. But they're toe socks with only four toes.

I wish for summer to arrive.

duderocks · 05-14-2008, 08:29 PM

Granted: But the sun will be SO scorching hot, you can get a nasty heatstroke.

I wish for free money.

**Niyobi** · 05-14-2008, 08:55 PM

Granted, but it's foreign currency so you can't spend it anyhow.

I wish I had a hippopatamus for Christmas.

GracelessTurtle · 05-15-2008, 05:01 PM

Granted, but its alive and too big for its box.

(And one to annoy the person below me....)

I wish for a dousing snowfall, whiteout conditions, minor blackouts and massive road closures.

Lynnie · 05-15-2008, 10:18 PM

Granted, but you're stuck outside with no coat during the whole thing.

I wish for a better dictionary.

duderocks · 05-16-2008, 06:43 AM

Granted, but the font size is 0.000001.

I wish for truckloads of chocolate.

GracelessTurtle · 05-16-2008, 04:53 PM

Granted, but you're providing the parking.

I wish for a big frothy chocolate milkshake.

cassieandra · 05-16-2008, 07:42 PM

Granted. But it doesn't have any type of cup/container.

I wish I could play guitar like Joe Trohman.

**Daisie** · 05-16-2008, 08:13 PM

Granted. But you can only play so softly that no one can hear you.

I wish for a haircut.

Lynnie · 05-16-2008, 10:42 PM

Granted, but you can never grow it back out again.

I wish it wasn't so dang hot out.

GracelessTurtle · 05-18-2008, 01:07 PM

Granted, but now everything has a carapace of ice.

I wish for no school tomorrow.

**Daisie** · 05-18-2008, 05:26 PM

Granted, but instead you're forced to do 7 hours of hard labor. And still have homework.

I wish for a million dollars.

Lynnie · 05-18-2008, 08:12 PM

Granted, but it's in Turkish currency.

I wish for a longer weekend.

GracelessTurtle · 05-19-2008, 02:33 PM

Granted, but now its a three day weekend for an eleven day week.

I wish for a functioning air conditioner.

Lynnie · 05-19-2008, 04:56 PM

Granted, but it functions so well that it fills your whole house with snow and ice.

I wish for new shoes.

**Niyobi** · 05-20-2008, 02:27 AM

Granted, but their only big enough to fit your big toe into.

I wish tonight wasn't so hectic.-

duderocks · 05-20-2008, 06:56 AM

Granted: But you will have absolutely nothing to do.

I wish it's March 13 all over again (start of summer break for me).

05-08-2008, 08:35 PM	#1
Lynnie Lynnie has no status. Murky Microbe Location: Silicon Valley Status: Active	Corrupted Wishes This game is always fun! It's easy to play, just make a wish, like this: Person A: I wish I had some cake. and then the person below you would grant your wish, but "corrupt" it in some way. Person B: Granted. But you can't eat it, too. and then this person would make their own wish in the same post, and so on and so forth. Ready? ----- I wish I had a pony.
	ooga booga!

05-14-2008, 03:24 PM	#2
Engram Engram is on hiatus Crusty Creature Please Call Me: Engram or Kasia Location: Magrathea (aka Sydney, AU) Status: Active	Granted. But it's the world's smallest horse and you can't ride it. -------------------- I wish I had a superpower.
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05-14-2008, 03:32 PM	#3
GracelessTurtle GracelessTurtle has no status. Bastion of Endless Luck Please Call Me: Turtle Location: In a big red shoebox filled with playing cards Status: Active	Granted. You have a super stench detector for a nose. I wish for a fluffy pair of socks.
	So they turned on the LHC. I don't think I'm dead... but what if I'm in heaven? Good god has this been overhyped! No offense intended, I swear

05-14-2008, 07:30 PM	#4
Daisie Daisie is crazy. Moderator Location: South Carolina, USA Status: Active	Granted. But they're toe socks with only four toes. I wish for summer to arrive.
	Are you friendly and welcoming? Do you play nicely with others? → Become an Official TSC Greeter today! ←

05-14-2008, 08:29 PM	#5
duderocks duderocks is excited for college Crusty Creature Please Call Me: dude Location: Metro Manila, PH Status: Busy With Real Life	Granted: But the sun will be SO scorching hot, you can get a nasty heatstroke. I wish for free money.
	C.C.: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven. Niles: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

05-14-2008, 08:55 PM	#6
Niyobi Niyobi is tiiired! Moderator Please Call Me: Niy Location: Iowa Status: Active	Granted, but it's foreign currency so you can't spend it anyhow. I wish I had a hippopatamus for Christmas.
	My: Story \| LJ \| Videos \| My Lil Nook

05-15-2008, 05:01 PM	#7
GracelessTurtle GracelessTurtle has no status. Bastion of Endless Luck Please Call Me: Turtle Location: In a big red shoebox filled with playing cards Status: Active	Granted, but its alive and too big for its box. (And one to annoy the person below me....) I wish for a dousing snowfall, whiteout conditions, minor blackouts and massive road closures.
	So they turned on the LHC. I don't think I'm dead... but what if I'm in heaven? Good god has this been overhyped! No offense intended, I swear

05-15-2008, 10:18 PM	#8
Lynnie Lynnie has no status. Murky Microbe Location: Silicon Valley Status: Active	Granted, but you're stuck outside with no coat during the whole thing. I wish for a better dictionary.
	ooga booga!

05-16-2008, 06:43 AM	#9
duderocks duderocks is excited for college Crusty Creature Please Call Me: dude Location: Metro Manila, PH Status: Busy With Real Life	Granted, but the font size is 0.000001. I wish for truckloads of chocolate.
	C.C.: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven. Niles: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

05-16-2008, 04:53 PM	#10
GracelessTurtle GracelessTurtle has no status. Bastion of Endless Luck Please Call Me: Turtle Location: In a big red shoebox filled with playing cards Status: Active	Granted, but you're providing the parking. I wish for a big frothy chocolate milkshake.
	So they turned on the LHC. I don't think I'm dead... but what if I'm in heaven? Good god has this been overhyped! No offense intended, I swear

05-16-2008, 07:42 PM	#11
cassieandra cassieandra has no status. Meager Molecule Please Call Me: cass Location: teh land of le aussie Status: Busy With Real Life	Granted. But it doesn't have any type of cup/container. I wish I could play guitar like Joe Trohman.
	I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me

05-16-2008, 08:13 PM	#12
Daisie Daisie is crazy. Moderator Location: South Carolina, USA Status: Active	Granted. But you can only play so softly that no one can hear you. I wish for a haircut.
	Are you friendly and welcoming? Do you play nicely with others? → Become an Official TSC Greeter today! ←

05-16-2008, 10:42 PM	#13
Lynnie Lynnie has no status. Murky Microbe Location: Silicon Valley Status: Active	Granted, but you can never grow it back out again. I wish it wasn't so dang hot out.
	ooga booga!

05-18-2008, 01:07 PM	#14
GracelessTurtle GracelessTurtle has no status. Bastion of Endless Luck Please Call Me: Turtle Location: In a big red shoebox filled with playing cards Status: Active	Granted, but now everything has a carapace of ice. I wish for no school tomorrow.
	So they turned on the LHC. I don't think I'm dead... but what if I'm in heaven? Good god has this been overhyped! No offense intended, I swear

05-18-2008, 05:26 PM	#15
Daisie Daisie is crazy. Moderator Location: South Carolina, USA Status: Active	Granted, but instead you're forced to do 7 hours of hard labor. And still have homework. I wish for a million dollars.
	Are you friendly and welcoming? Do you play nicely with others? → Become an Official TSC Greeter today! ←

05-18-2008, 08:12 PM	#16
Lynnie Lynnie has no status. Murky Microbe Location: Silicon Valley Status: Active	Granted, but it's in Turkish currency. I wish for a longer weekend.
	ooga booga!

05-19-2008, 02:33 PM	#17
GracelessTurtle GracelessTurtle has no status. Bastion of Endless Luck Please Call Me: Turtle Location: In a big red shoebox filled with playing cards Status: Active	Granted, but now its a three day weekend for an eleven day week. I wish for a functioning air conditioner.
	So they turned on the LHC. I don't think I'm dead... but what if I'm in heaven? Good god has this been overhyped! No offense intended, I swear

05-19-2008, 04:56 PM	#18
Lynnie Lynnie has no status. Murky Microbe Location: Silicon Valley Status: Active	Granted, but it functions so well that it fills your whole house with snow and ice. I wish for new shoes.
	ooga booga!

05-20-2008, 02:27 AM	#19
Niyobi Niyobi is tiiired! Moderator Please Call Me: Niy Location: Iowa Status: Active	Granted, but their only big enough to fit your big toe into. I wish tonight wasn't so hectic.-
	My: Story \| LJ \| Videos \| My Lil Nook

05-20-2008, 06:56 AM	#20
duderocks duderocks is excited for college Crusty Creature Please Call Me: dude Location: Metro Manila, PH Status: Busy With Real Life	Granted: But you will have absolutely nothing to do. I wish it's March 13 all over again (start of summer break for me).
	C.C.: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven. Niles: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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